Day In, Day Out

Versi emo dan menyampah. Kemana hilangnya kesopanan?  Situasi 1: Di gerai jual ikan tepi jalan Pembeli: Abang, ikan patin ada? Penjual: Adik, KAMI TAK JUAL IKAN SUNGAI. *dalam versi macam pembelini org pekak tuli* Dalam hati: Pakcik, tak cukup sopan lagi ke saya bertanya? Lain kali, agakagak taknak jawab, letak signboard besar rumah tulis, 'KAMI MENJUAL IKAN LAUT SAHAJA. TERIMA KASIH.' Situasi 2: Di gerai air di bazar ramadhan Pembeli: Bang, cincau tak nak ais ep. Penjual: Orang tadi nak ais, ni tak nak ais. Macammacam. Dahni tak ada ais, tak dapatlah cincau. AISH. Dalam hati: Hey jantan. Aku membeli, aku menyuruh. Suka hati aku. Kau nak jual taknak? Banyak lagi kedai kat bazar ni. Situasi 3: Di pasaraya Pembeli 1: Sorry. *suruh kecikkan bumper yg besar troli. tertonggek2.* Pembeli 2: Menjeling Dalam hati: Dah aku cakap sorry nak jelingjeling. Ke nak aku ckp kuatkuat, 'Hye kak, punggung awk ni besar, tmpt ni kecik, troli saya xmuat. Boleh kecikk...

Pernah mengemas bilik lalu terjumpa diari zaman pra matang? Urgh. Membaca dengan menahan gelak dan mual. Berharap tiada siapasiapa pernah membaca semua itu. Dan berfikir, "macam mana aku boleh tulis semua ni?" huh Kemaskemas. Buangbuang. SAMPAH.

Emak, jangan masuk campur hal saya, saya mahukan KEBEBASAN. Pelempang. Anda lebih layak untuk dipijakpijak dan dilenyeklenyek sampai mampos keluar najis hijau. Lebih kurangajar dari biasa. Mood: Emosi dengan anakanak Tanggang أَغْزُوَ، وَقَدْ جِئْتُ أَسْتَشِيْرُكَ. فَقَالَ: هَلْ لَكَ مِنْ أُمٍّ؟ قَالَ: نَعَمْ. قَالَ: فَالْزَمْهَا، فَإِنَّ الْجَنَّةَ تَحْتَ رِجْلَيْهَا Dari Mu’wiyah bin Jahimah as-Salami bahwasanya Jahimah pernah datang menemui Nabi saw lalu berkata: Wahai Rasulullah, aku ingin pergi jihad, dan sungguh aku datang kepadamu untuk meminta pendapatmu. Beliau berkata: “Apakah engkau masih mempunyai ibu?” Ia menjawab: Ya, masih. Beliau bersabda: “Hendaklah engkau tetap berbakti kepadanya, karena sesungguhnya surga itu di bawah kedua kakinya.”

8.30 am   Mom : Kakak. You should wake up and send your sister to Smart Reader. Me : I'll do anything except sending her. Too lazy to wake up. ;) 5 minutes later My phone rang.  Seriously I thought it was my hubby. So in my most sexy and husky voice I answer the phone ;) Me : Hello ;) Woman at the other end : Still sleeping? Me: Feeling like dumping my face in toilet bowl. Yes. Hehehe. Kindergarten owner : Can you help us out in Smart Reader?  Me : Of course! It's my forth time in this week helping teachers there. Being an emergency teacher is a fun thing to do. But being offered to keep teaching the children for another two weeks makes me think a lot. I think I love the kids, teaching, marking books, thinking what to teach everyday but the only thing I hate the most is waking up early in the morning. 8am. Can it be considered as early? SHIT . Why cant school start at 10?

Ada orang suka tunjuk hebat Ada orang suka berlagak Berkatakata bagai nak rak Macam mahu beritahu semua " Akulah yang paling hebat " Tapi jika ditilik, difikir dan dikaji Tak payah buat kajian terperinci pon Seseorang akan sedar Kau memang cakap banyak Sudah sudahlah Bercakap bila perlu dan kalau boleh sebelum bercakap Guna otak dulu Wokey?

My cousin has just given birth to a baby boy named Ramadhan. He's cute He's adorable He's cheeky And he is all the adjectives used for babies. My cousin is just one year older than me. The worst part comes when she wants to give 'neneng' to her baby. For God sake she is in pain. There's a pain in her face. One can vividly notice it. Sha, giving birth is much more painful than this. Erm. It's ok Cik Su, I've got approximately 6 to 7 years to prepare. Huh!

I got my eye on you. yes. I admit. I hope, by now, you know exactly how I feel when those things happen to me. How much it hurts you, that is exactly how deep it cuts me. Yesterday, you might laugh and say nasty things about me but you are forgiven. Cause I think, just maybe, maybe you never know how it feels. Since now you've understood my feeling, I really hope something from you. Please be a forgiver and forgive someone from your past.

I really want to say this; I know your past. You might think it was brilliant but the fact remains that the past is past. What gone had gone and what done had done. Nothing left for you. If you are happy I'm happy for you but if you are not, just copy a smile from others. Fake the smile and keep pretending to be happy. Do not take others. Remember. What goes around, really comes around. Even when you think it is the worst decision you have made in your life, there'll be a moment in your life when you realise that it is the best decision you've ever made. Just sit back and relax.

Sahur Pertama (bukan di perantauan) Mom woke Arisha up. her first Ramadhan. But she refused to get up, the most stubborn child in the house. And mom started her long tale while all of us were having our sahur. The story was all about me. uh. "Kakak when she was in Arisha age, she cried on her first day. She saw abang eating chocolate abang was 3 on that time, and she hated abang for that since she cannot have the chocolate. She ended up crying in her room until abah came back from work to break our fast." Footnote: Selamat Berpuasa semua ;)